Didjya ever seen a Tipsy Cowboy? Dawggonnit, whacha mean ya haven’t? It’s easy to recognize a Tipsy Cowboy – just look for wellworn boots and jeans, an oversize belt buckle, a 10-gallon hat, that cain’t hold his composure.
Well pardner, ya aint gonna need to work on no ranch to learn everythang ya can about cattles. All ya need ta do is drank to be a Tipsy Cowboy! 2 drank auda do! ..Just don’t drank and do the rodeo thing. Shore ‘nuff, it was unsuccessful. Ya betch’er sweet bippy it was quite a scene!
Saddle up, bubba, we’re gonna git some drank! Yee-ha!!
Dude, you either love surfing or you love how cool you look holding a surfboard. Honestly, we don’t care! All we care is getting wasstteedd. I mean, being responsible and having a good time!
As you learn to paddle, duck dive, drop in, carve, and enjoy drinking, the beer surfing lifestyle will come natural to you. A wise man once said, “Overcoming how insignificantly tiny you are versus the power of the” beer waves…“really changes people.” We just took out the ocean part.
Always remember that you’re drinking to enjoy and have fun, not to show off. Really dude?? Okay fine, you can walk around with the surfboard. But you have to attend 8 happy hour events to even earn this badge!!