Hey, don’t be so excited! You should be ashamed to get this badge! Did you know you haven’t been active on F.Y.I Fly for a whole month??

Let us help you get out of the house and find something to do! We have lots of pictures and information about the venues in your area, so you can make a decision where to spend your day! You can even invite your friends on Facebook, so you’re not being a loser by going alone!

So don’t be a Retired Dinosaur forever! The guy’s disgustingly ugly, greasy fat, reeks of over-due milk, and farts non-stop! Do you really wanna be that way for the rest of your F.Y.I Fly’s life?? We didn’t think so.